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Kirkley – Dumfries: the Bad Patch<\/strong><\/p>\n I usually have one, so maybe it’s best to get it out of the way early on. The first bit of an audax is often uncomfortable, ‘warming up’ I suppose even if that does extend to 100 km. \u00a0I just wasn’t in the mood really. \u00a0It was technically a lovely morning early on as we gathered in Kirkley, and riding along Hadrians Wall should have enthused me more than it did. \u00a0I tried to keep an eye on the ditches and occasional bits of actual wall. \u00a0You can certainly see why it was built here, with the land dropping away to either side of this straight east-west road. \u00a0The world to both sides seemed to be brighter but we were in a bit of a cloudy fug with a headwind. \u00a0I don’t imagine it was much fun as a Roman sentry either.<\/p>\n This was a long stage at 140 km, a cafe had been highlighted but also sounded like it would be slow which is the last thing a full-valuer like me needs early on, so I plodded on a bit further until I felt really quite crap and stoped for my flapjack. \u00a0I had wanted to hold on until Longtown but had a stop there too, at the petrol station which might not be the nicest but I have grown attached to from\u00a0previous visits.<\/p>\n The rest of the stage was at least flat and now sunny; after Gretna the road was unfamiliar and I had a short period of panic that I’d missed the info control and my 600 km would be invalid…then I remembered that Bankend was near Glencaple which is near Dumfries and so I’d just been expecting it too soon. \u00a0It was obvious in the end.<\/p>\n The advised control was St Michaels petrol station but I had planned to go to Morrisons and use the cafe and toilets, then at the last minute I remembered there was a Costa and I really craved a cold coffee\/milkshake thing, so weaved through Brooms Road car park to the centre. \u00a0I was served by Margaret who was in my youngest sister’s year at primary school and whose family lived around the corner from mine. \u00a0I’m sure she didn’t know who I was, I’ve changed a lot more than she has. \u00a0I don’t think a chocolate muffin was what I was going to order but it was all a bit weird and the first thing that came out of my mouth. I got my frosty-coffee thing at least\u00a0so was happy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dumfries – Newton Stewart: the Queen’s Drive and the quietist A roads<\/strong><\/p>\n The food and proper sit-down perked me up and the bad patch was over.<\/p>\n Leaving the ‘fries I saw Bob Bialek walking with his bike up past the entrance to Dock Park, towards the petrol station control, so I wondered if he’d missed it and had to go back, although to be going at the same speed as me would be pretty unusual. \u00a0I think I heard afterwards that he packed so maybe he was going to the train station. \u00a0I don’t know what happened but I think he’d done 1000 km the previous weekend, and obviously ridden to Kirkley from Halifax. \u00a0The man is a legend.<\/p>\n I was a little unconfident in some of the route sheet instructions out of town but eventually convinced I was on the right ‘military road’. \u00a0I thought this was entirely unfamiliar but passed a house that I remember from visiting on Spring Fling (local art festival) with stone sculptures. Crossing the road at Crocketford was definitely familiar.<\/p>\n I stopped in New Galloway and after going up and down the high street spotted a community shop which actually looked amazing; I just had a can of coke. \u00a0Later on at the finish I heard Aiden’s (the org) story of stopping at a garage here in the dark in search for oil for his chain which resulted in ‘controlling’ at Newton Stewart police station.<\/p>\n It was a great ride on to NS, this is an A road and was in good condition but so quiet. \u00a0Galloway forest park is a dark sky area and I started thinking about whether this could be incorporated into a night ride.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Newton Stewart – Girvan: descent towards the sea and Ailsa Craig<\/strong><\/p>\n I had had studied the route for this ride more than any before, possibly just because I’d had the time. \u00a0I’d looked at each control on google street view and had found the Co-op in Newton Stewart which I headed straight for (it’s not on the route but not far off it). Co-ops are what I always look for. This one had a bike rack in front, and I sat on the pavement for a while with my standard fuel (cheese savoury sandwich). \u00a0A bit after I arrived came Leicester Forest man and Bahamas woman, who I would see and occasionally pass regularly for the rest of the ride.<\/p>\n This really was ‘retrace to R sp Girvan 50 km’ (or whatever), just follow another very quiet A road all the way there.<\/p>\n My brain was doing a bit of juggling now, and I was remembering hearing Trembling Bells’ ‘Christ’s entry into Govan’ on radio 6 and getting this a bit muddled with what I was now doing, which was an excellent descent into Girvan (for clarity I was not assuming the position of Christ), complete with views of what I thought was Arran but looking at the map was more likely to be the Campbeltown peninsula, and then Ailsa Craig.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Girvan – Dalrymple: regulars and company<\/strong><\/p>\n At Girvan Asda (not Tesco as suggested by the routesheet, I was glad I had done my homework as these seemingly minor things can be unreasonably disturbing when totally fucked) a few of us had gathered. Someone spotted an outside tap although there was no indication as to what it dispensed. One chap was keen to head off in company and (much as it is against my usual desires) I was also ready to go, and we ended up riding to Kirkonnel together. I think his name was Martin but then most people’s names were.<\/p>\n Dalrymple is a little place so they may have been surprised by the plague of locusts.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dalrymple – Kirkconnel: towards Chilli<\/strong><\/p>\n Arriving in Kirkconnel I was again glad I had spent time swotting over google streetview. We hadn’t been given an exact location or name of the hall, but looking at the main street there seemed only one possibility. I would never have spotted it in the dark without my homework.<\/p>\n Inside was a wonderful welcome, and some very nice chilli.<\/p>\n Martin (and many of the others arriving around the same time) were stopping off here at the ‘official’ sleep stop (and bag drop location). I had other plans so after eating left alone for a fast straight ride as far as Auldgirth, after which there was a more lumpy section taking me off-route to my childhood home, a bed settee and a few hours sleep. I got into bed about 2.30 am (ahead of schedule) and knew I had to leave by 7 am to be sure of making the next control at Lockerbie truck stop. My parents had wanted to see me before I left so I took them a cup of tea at 6.30 am before raiding the muesli supplies.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Home – Lockerbie – Melrose: a new day<\/strong><\/p>\n It was a little odd being on these familiar roads in an unfamiliar situation. The morning looked like rain might have been under consideration. I passed Julian (of VC167) on my way to the control, he’s a proper ancient<\/i> but also an unusual example of someone who is a little slower than me. I wondered if he’d slept at all. The control at Lockerbie Truck Stop was almost bounced as I’d only been going about half an hour. There were quite a few riderless bikes outside. I was a little unsure of the next turn off on the route sheet so decided to stay on the lumpy boring road straight to Moffat. Next stop would be St Mary’s loch, where I made use of the picnic tables outside the cafe. A few motorbikers stopped too and we had a quick chat, one of them admiring my ‘cycology’ cap. I have absolutely no interest in motorbikes but I think in some way we were enjoying the same things.<\/p>\n I could have taken a main road short cut towards Melrose but I need to be really confident of these things before I go off-route. I hate having to retrace my steps so rarely risk it. \u00a0Got to Melrose Co-op around the same time as a few others, again it’s become ‘the’ Melrose control for me so I didn’t bother looking for a cafe, even if that might have been nicer.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Melrose – Kelso – Wooler – Alnwick: the Learning Phase<\/strong><\/p>\n The road surface out of Melrose was disgraceful. \u00a0I hadn’t been to Kelso before and sorry to say I didn’t really see much of it this time, apart from a visit to a huge supermarket to use their toilet and fill my water bottle. \u00a0I did buy an apple but they probably made a loss on me. \u00a0Leaving I passed a posh car dealership being built…it looks like the place is ‘on the up’ but I’m not sure where the jobs are around here to fund it.<\/p>\n By Wooler it was baking hot, which I didn’t really realise until I stopped. \u00a0There were a few of us at the Co-op with ice creams, I huddled in the shade of a doorway for a while. \u00a0I donated some suncream to a couple of others; for me it needs to be high factor and slathered everywhere, they just wanted a bit for their noses. \u00a0There was some discussion about the routesheet instruction to turn left ‘opposite’ the shop, which was not entirely clear. Anyway since those I had been in disussion with left before me I simply waited until they didn’t come back, at which point I decided that was the correct road after all.<\/p>\n Now I had studied this route really well. \u00a0But I was entirely unprepared for the stupid hills on this section to Alnwick. \u00a0I believe my words on arrival in the town where a couple of others had stopped were “what the fuck was that about?” \u00a0It was ‘rolling’, by which I mean it was all either up or down, the downs were never that good and the ups were always of the kind that greet you as a vertical wall of tarmac as you approach. \u00a0My brain saw each one and told it where to go. \u00a0But somehow my legs were acting independently and kept going again and again. It’s good to know they can do that.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Alnwick – Kirkley: home straight<\/strong><\/p>\n Quite understandably there isn’t much open in a small north east town on a Sunday afternoon. But I spotted a Costa in Alnwick and secured (in the loosest sense of the word) my bike to a drain pipe outside. One of the others overlapped with me here who was also called Martin.<\/p>\n I don’t recall much about the final stretch, I had already ridden from Morpeth to the Arrivee on Friday evening so while it was familiar it also seemed to drag on. We finished where we started at the cafe at Kirkley cycles, where the proprietors had opened both early and late for us. \u00a0Beans on toast with cheese was much appreciated, along with a beer.<\/p>\n This was my aim for the year, an SR. \u00a0It seemed a bit of an anticlimax, certainly compared to LEL which I didn’t complete; finishing this was a bit meh<\/em> from an achievement point of view. \u00a0But it was a great route and I’m thinking it might be a good one for qualifying for PBP next year…<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Staying at the college was excellent, knowing there was a bed there and being able to leave stuff in the room while we were away took a lot of potential organisational stress away (no doubt merely\u00a0transferred to the org). I had planned on going to sleep ASAP but ended up on one of the picnic benches outside with a few others helping to minimise the number of bottles of beer that Aiden had to carry back with him tomorrow. \u00a0And of course the peacocks were still awake.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n